Oregon Trail… the game

THIS GAME.

I would always name everyone in my party after my family members and I don’t know why because that just made it all the more devastating when a bunch of them got bitten by rattlesnakes or died of cholera or drowned.

And even though it scarred me emotionally I would always keep playing. Always.

HOW DO I MAKEUP??

OH SNAP GUESS WHOSE DAD BROUGHT HOME A BROKEN SCOOTER

I’m kind of a rock star.

OH SHIT A NEW SHOW ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS WHITE MEN BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 35 JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR TO FILL MY 9:00 THURSDAY NIGHT SLOT

Oh snap there’s also a token minority guy my bad it’s nothing like all those other shows on TV at all carry on

swingerofbirchtrees:

“Nope. Not planning to fund Scientology with my kickstarter money. That would be dumb. P.S. Smurf Tits. <3 AFP”

Reasons I love Amanda Fucking Palmer.

Amanda Fucking Palmer.